The parts Mary Bullock left out

I feel the need to fill in a few gaps in Mary Bullock's explanation of events yesterday.

Exhibit A: Today's re-enactment of yesterday's Great Diaper Strewing

 

The best part is the innocent look on her face. She's all: What? Is this wrong?

Exhibit B: The Little Butterfly. I submit for your perusal the contents of this book. If you have a kid and can read this without crying, you have a heart of stone. 

 

 

This next one is usually where I start to crumble...

 

 

 

 

See what I mean?  Tear my heart out with a spoon!