So Ugly It's Cute

Listen, I love cute things as much as the next person. I cry at cotton commercials because they remind me of baby lambs.

Not really*, but you see what I mean.

But sometimes I just love things because they are so stinking ugly, they're irresistible.

Wonky eyes get me every time.

See what I mean? 

*I mean, I do cry at cotton commercials, but not because they remind me of baby lambs. That was a dramatization.