Choo! Choo!

I swear, Mary Bullock does actually have toys. It's just that she prefers old diaper boxes and dog leashes.

This is what happens when Mommy is making breakfast and it's Daddy Daycare time: diaper boxes destined for recycling get turned into trains. It's more like a wagon, but we call it a train because wagons don't make cool noises, now do they? Choo! Choo!

[Ingle looks pretty sinister in this one, right? He's all: Give me back that leash or the girl is my lunch.]